Prawns and chicken are now two varieties of edible snakes


Prawns WHILE NARENDRA Modi, India’s Prime Minister who hails from a state known for its snacks, was snacking it up in the US, a Chinese restaurant in Guwahati, Assam, proved through its menu that prawns and chicken are essentially two varieties of snakes. Yes, those wriggling creatures that spit venom (well, not all).

This could be the restaurant’s ASP, if not USP, and leave many of you Rattlered. Hood’ve believed we were eating serpents for so long.

Some of you would have been a Nag and complained. But I’ve been an adventurous foodie. And I think I’ll be the first to turn up if this restaurant offers Mambaship.

If not, I’ll just drop in regularly to place the Adder.

Will check if the restaurant provides home delivery by the Krait load.

Last checked, the restaurant got a new bottomline: Always at your saanpvice.

And then I figured out why a guy always cleans the restaurant facade with a Viper.

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About rahconteur

A mid-career journalist who's worked horizontally across India - from Arunachal Pradesh to Gujarat
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