88 Wonderful Woody Allen Quips On Love, Sex And Everything Else


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Thought Catalog

With Woody Allen’s Blue Jasmine out in theatres, the new movie that’s earning Woody some of his best reviews in years, I thought I would look back at some of his most memorable quotes and aphorisms. The man is his own Bartlett’s, except with a whole lot more material about getting off. Here are some of the Woodman’s great thoughts on love, commitment, sex, death, God and masturbation — but mostly masturbation.

1. I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
2. I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don’t want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
3. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
4. Standing in a…

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